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We Are Declaring WAR On The Rest Of The World!

It's time for the world as we know it to get fixed!

Canada’s Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau was usurped by William Ottler, and William Ottler has decided to annex the rest of the world and become the all powerful ruler of (as he renamed it) Greater Canada. This includes but is not limited to Canada, South Canada, West Canada, South South Canada, Even Souther Canada, East Canada, Big East Canada, Down Under Canada, Huge Canada, and Slightly Drier Canada. More continents will be added… probably… he’s slightly insane. But, not to worry, everything will be fine. He will leave the names of the Falklands, Gibraltar, Djibouti, Yemen, Oman, the Shetlands, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands, and Balls, Jordan, and Ballzac, AB, Canada the same. Portugal will be sunk into the water for no reason at all. Malaysia has already been sunk into the water due to nuclear bombs. The Earth will be renamed to Croatoa. All people named John Nicol will be thrown off bridges. And every tree will become a maple tree. If you are not Canadian or do not live in Canada, or both, promptly surrender and bow down to your new Canadian overlords. Thank you for your cooperation.